50 dollar foot long

an exaggeration of a long line of cocaine, because it is so expensive.

Guy1: Whoa man, you look geeked out! Did you do coke or something?
Guy2: Yeah..I just had a 50 dollar foot long.

by Km. March 8, 2011

39 and a Half Foot Pole

Something that I wouldn't touch The Grinch with.

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.

by Pialinist December 20, 2020

five dollar foot long

when you go into a subway take a shit dont flush and leave

person1: dude wanna go to subway

person2: no man lets just chill at my place

person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower

by dr.fuzz March 29, 2010

The 6 Foot Law

The 6 Foot Law is a mathematical formula usually in graph form that defines the crazy levels of a girl by her height. Similar to the Barney Stinson "Crazy Hot Scale" it is used to determine a cost/ risk analysis when pursuing a target. The main idea is that female subjects 6 foot and above are CRAZY, but can be fixed by hotness. Where as females who are midget people cannot be hot no matter the lack of crazy.

The formula Crazy = (height + age)/ (Bongo Size - Caboose size)

Friend: Wow bro she looks valid on snapchat
You: Yeah but shes 6 foot so she has to be a 12 with bongos to be worth it

Friend 2: Shes so crazy and shes 5'5
You: yes.... but she has bongos and a caboose so she passes The 6 Foot Law

by It’s pedo not pedo April 20, 2020

foot face doggy style

When a man stands on his partners face with either his left or right foot while riding her in doggy style. It takes a certain amount of flexibility and balance, but definetely one to brag about.

Yeah I nearly had my toe up her nose while I rode her foot face doggy style

by Mr 10 x Pinkies January 3, 2011

open mouth, insert foot

when one slips up in a conversation and eat their own words.

Luke told Jen that she hates Canadians. Jen then told Luke that she is actually a Canadian. Open mouth, insert foot.

I told Sam I'd bang Darren's wife 'cause she is so hot, when Darren was actually behind me the whole time. I practically opened my mouth and inserted my foot there.

by Baz S. December 9, 2007

jones bbq and foot massage

some random dude that loves bbq's and foot massages

jones bbq and foot massage

by nathan_85 September 20, 2020