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ed

Used as an insult, typically for "Special Education" People, AKA Retarded, or Dumbass people.
Joe: yo bro, check this cool trick I'm gonna do off the bridge!
Cole: Bro are you ed? Why are you jumping off a bridge for a TRICK!?
Joe: it's just jokes bro...
by Mr Morale September 16, 2024
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Naaptol-ed

Scammed out of. Made a joke out of
Bruh that guy totally got Naaptol-ed. He bought the 5$ water bottle just because it has more oxygen in it."
by Pan-Nappayi January 10, 2021
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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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Aaron-ed

To diddle an animal, reptile, or amphibian sexually.
That poor dog got aaron-ed by that depraved individual
by Addacus August 6, 2025
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Ed's Theory

Playing monopoly I pray to not land on free parking and I do and get all th emoney in the middle- Ed's Theory
by Kat_Brothers December 18, 2013
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Ed Curse

When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.

Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.
Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!
by David Luis Jr September 8, 2021
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