Aaron-ed

To diddle an animal, reptile, or amphibian sexually.

That poor dog got aaron-ed by that depraved individual

by Addacus August 6, 2025

Ed Elk

An elk that looks very much like Ed Crankshaft. It often has his head and sports the colors of Centerville High School, black and gold. Its fur is very wooly and yellow toward the back and black on the front. Ed Elks do not have antlers except in the does. They often can be seen skipping around the football field bleating happily.

Ed Elk: Centerville High School won the football game! Rock on, Elks!!

Opal Elk: (shaking her antlers and bleating) Black and gold! Elks on the hunt. We sent you back you dirty bunch of runts!!

Ed Elk: (starts skipping around the field) Watch this. How's this for skipping? Do you think I make a good Elk?

Opal Elk: You certainly are beautiful. Elks are so pretty. Especially Centerville Elks.

Ed Elk: Class of 1943! I graduated from here, you know? Its a great school.

Nelson Elk: You two are so crazy! You are two of the craziest deer I know.

Opal Elk: (bends down to the Nelson Elk and starts rubbing lotion into his fur) Here you go, sweetie. This is how an Ed Elk shows love.

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 28, 2011

Ed Curse

When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.

Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.

Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!

by David Luis Jr September 8, 2021

Ed’ Weenah

A kind loving person who cares for herself and others, an extremely selfless person who just brings light to places that are dark. She is loved by everyone and appreciates everything she has. She is super sweet while being tough as fuck. She is super sporty and very competitive. Extremely tall, any guy should be lucky to have such a gorgeous goddess like her. She knows her rights and holds her ground while being respectful. Cares for others before she cares for herself. If you’re ever sad she is the person to come to. When she is motivated to do something than she can do anything she can conquer the world if she were to put her mind to it. She is extremely intelligent but doesn’t like when you mimic her. She is very good with kids and is the perfect wife material. If you ever meet and Ed’ Weenah you should consider yourself lucky because she is a one of a kind.

Guy 1: Ooooh she’s fine
Guy 2: I bet I can make her be mine
Guy 3: That’s Ed’ Weenah she’s one of a kind

by Kahlmeier March 8, 2025

Ed

Ed is a sweet caring guy who doesn't really believe he's a good person. He's artistic and likes to draw, and loves to draw his friends. He's funny as FUCK like holy shit, and he will show you he cares by showing you quality memes. He plays video games, and will stop at nothing to get you to play with him, and literally if nothing else works he'll play Roblox with you because he wants to still talk to you. He's sorta bad at flirting and is a little awkward, but is literally the best boyfriend ever and he's hot af, even though he doesn't really like himself. He's probably the best guy you'll ever meet, and you won't be sorry you talked to him.

"Wow omg Ed's such a good person holy shit wtf?!"

by capitalist bourgeoisie June 2, 2018

Dj-ed out

The act of being so cranked out that you lay on your belly on the floor and try to stare under the door jam to see or hear what's going on the other side because you're so paranoid and on meth.

I went to Ben's house, but he was too dj-ed out, so I left.

by thEwaTcher October 27, 2015