Sniffing Dick

The process of doing absolutely nothing at work.

Man those guys over there never do anything productive. They are always just bullshitting about fantasy football and banging chicks. They are always sniffing dick.

by DTallon October 15, 2009

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Wrench Dick

1. A guy that jacks off way to much.

Dude were you jacking off again, we're out of lotion again...you're such a Wrench Dick.

by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010

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When one's penis is not at full erection and it bends in half when insertion is attempted during a sexual encounter, like a train wreck. Usually the result of nervousness, over intoxication, lack of viagra, or other reasons unknown.

Yo bro, Last night, after drinking 12 pabst blues at your double wide, I amtrak dicked off that chicks labia 4 times before she finally called me out. She all like piece out, don't forget your shoes.

Dude, I had Amtrak Dick so bad last night, there were no survivors.

by kungfumermaid June 10, 2015

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wack dick

Bad dick game
Totally not strong

Nicole: I finally slept with Connor
Chloe: how was it?
Nicole: totally Wack dick he sucked in the sack

by Chloey Blowey April 17, 2017

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Ruler dick

A penis that measures at 30cm or more, the average size of a ruler.

1. She say that I got a ruler dick

2. Man I got a ruler dickz

by rymaxam October 26, 2017

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Zoom Dick

(verb) -ing Showing your privates over a Zoom call
(noun) Someone who shows his privates over a Zoom call

Jeffrey Toobin is a Zoom Dick by Zoom Dicking.

by SocMnky October 19, 2020

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Daddy dick dominic

Daddy dick dominic likes to swack you with his big hard donkey dick making you fully submissive and feel like the dirty horny little slut whore you are right before you get railed by him he’s the sexiest and makes you wanna get face fucked by him and make snotbabies

Guy: Gahdamn dominic he’s fucking the shit out that bitch he made her lick her cum off his dick an everything

Girl comes out of nowhere: That’s daddy dick dominic

Guy: Wtf who the fuck is this chick

by LMCOYFAD December 27, 2021

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