Discord

One of the most popular online dating sites

Pedo: W-will you be my kitten on discord?
Ben Dover: what the fuck

by bamfwag May 25, 2023

Discord

A place where a bunch of gay pedophiles go.

Bob: I love discord its just a nice job!
Jim: kys

by Cum slayer May 30, 2023

Discord Moderator

Usually obese fucks who tend to also be pedophiles. Discord Moderators can be found in their natural habitat, their parents basements. A common behavior for Discord Moderators to perform is play the RPG game "Genshin Impact" which they enjoy due to the female characters looking like minors. Something you can use to scare Discord Moderators is a shower (they have never taken one), so they will be immediately scared and start shrilly squealing like my gerbil after I dropped it off of my bunk bed. The most common phrase a Discord Moderator will use is "Please no memes in #general!!! 🤓🤓🤓🤓"

"Discord Moderators gross me out! They smell like a rat's rotting corpse mixed with my grandma's body oils!"
"Breaking News! A Discord Moderator was found attempting to meet up with a 13 year old girl to engage in romantic activities."

by its_basic June 1, 2023

Discord

App for people who never socialize in real life, so they hop on discord to talk to some random people and start becoming weird. Discord destroy you bro.

Jason: Yo bro, that dude is so weird.

Markin: Yeah, he uses discord

Jason: bro got negative social skills

by Definitioer June 7, 2023

Discordship

When two people who haven't meant in real life form a romantic bond on the discord app and consider it a relationship.

Person 1: Hey man, how's your discordship?

Person 2: Not good man, she ghosted me after a week of talking.

by Lumie Luxe June 10, 2023

discord kitten

esmees pussy very spicy

esmees discord kitten is rotten due to lack of use

by livvysspam.x June 11, 2023

discord mod

A person that is addicted to discord, almost on it 24/7 never leaving they’re moms basement and is normally a mod in nearly every server that is in either genshin impact, honkai star rail or league of legends and argues what anime is better

Bro this dude just banned me for saying a joke about DBZ

100% discord mod bro

by Skywalker The III June 12, 2023