girlfriend

something you will never get
trust me.

Person 1: i got a girlfriend!!!
Person 2: yeah right.
Person 3: stop the cap bro

by nonexistantladder April 7, 2022

Girlfriend

Non-existent

Not even an example for girlfriend here it’s just not possible

by Bob the fucking_builder April 14, 2022

Girlfriend

Something you will never get because it’s just a dream wake up you bitch

“Yo does Tyrone have a girlfriend”

“What’s that?”

by Myparentsleftme April 27, 2022

Girlfriend ringer

A ringer that goes off when you get near your girlfriend or when your girlfriend tells you they are somewhere. So they can go find you.

Oh my goodness my girlfriend ringer is going off right now.!

by Lesbians for girls May 1, 2022

Girlfriend

i love my girlfriend so much she's kind she's sweet she's pretty asf she's hot, she's everything i need but im scared to lose her. i just hope she wont let go on me. i get jealous so easy when she's with an other guy, i want her to have all for myself. she's not like other girls, she's makes me feel safe. Where dating for 4 months now and i know im gonna lose her someday and im really scared for that day. im gonna ruin it and she is gonna break me i already know. this feeling i have for her is nice and scary at the same time. love is nice but scary.

girlfriend.

by Crazydude00888 May 3, 2022

girlfriend

a mythical creature that loves me. The ancient folk called my grandparents, had a belief that one day I will meet my girlfriend and start a relationship with it

Grandma: Do you already have a girlfriend
Me: No
Grandma: Surely a handsome boy like you should attract all the girls to him
Me: ...

by imbored1999 June 13, 2022

Girlfriend

Something that does not exist. Something it is impossible to obtain.

Girlfriend? I’ve never heard of that Pokémon.

by Mr. I don’t know August 2, 2022