david sanderson

a boneless giraffe, but he’s got a nice ass

person1- why is he so short?
person2- he’s a david sanderson
person1- that explains why he is so thicc

by giraffeosaur January 16, 2019

David Spencers

The man who Kanel Joesph works for; his boss.

Man: Who is your boss?
Kanel: David…
Man: David who?
Kanel: David Spencers

by lovelypeachesfangiel June 22, 2022

David Carben

David Carben is the most kindest, loving, caring, funny, handsome person anyone could ever meet. He will never fail to put a smile on your face whenever he’s around. Everyone likes to hang around David because of his amazing, quirky personality. David is the best person that you could ever meet in your life and you are sure to always remember him and keep him dear to your heart.

David Carben is the kindest hearted person. And my best friend.

by David Carben November 22, 2020

David Copperfield

When your fucking your partner pile driver style and you stick a deck of cards in her ass and make them appear in her mouth

"hey honey *performs the David Copperfield* TADAAA"

"JACK WHAT THE ACTUAL F *muffle*"

by Kuumai March 28, 2022

David Flynn

A very sexy man, defines what a man should be with an amazing personality, great figure, sexy face and for a bonus a monster cock. Any girl would be stupid to miss out on the opportunity of talking to this man.

I met David Flynn on the weekend, he’s such a great guy with a bulge bigger than my future, bigger than Mount Everest, what a man!

by A330 January 19, 2022

[Ryan David]

Will you go to Homecoming with me?

Ryan David will you go to Homecoming with Me?

by She Smiles at you October 20, 2008

David Freese

The 2011 St. Louis Cardinals 3rd baseman. An amazing baseball player who helped the St.Louis Cardinals win the 2011 World Series. He's the absolute best player any up and coming baseball player should want to be him.

Hey did you see that little leauge game?

Yeah that little 3rd baseman is the next David Freese!

by STL_Sports_Lover September 12, 2016