Dad Joke

The BEST kind of joke ever in existence

Human Being Number One: Wanna hear a dad joke?

Human Being Number Two: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES TELL ME THE JOKE RIGHT NOW

by SMILE4EVR December 15, 2020

dad oan

Get on with it

Aye dad oan

by Nlongmuir June 3, 2018

dad spooner

a daddy who spoons ya mum

"Today I found out my dad was a dad spooner."

by dad spooner September 4, 2016

po dad

the term "po dad" refers to when one's father is a police officer, short for "police dad" as the "po" is short for police. It is especially used when one has multiple fathers (due to either step-parents, remarriages, or same-sex marriage), the police dad is often referred to as the "po dad"

Po Dad

by christo mcguffin January 17, 2011

Dad joke

jokes (mostly puns) made by dads but that everyone can make if they master this art.

Me: What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Exasperated friend : No you're not doi-
Me: Carlos
Friend: *face palm* You should stop your dad jokes

by Sansblague December 13, 2018

Connors dad

A fat bald cunt who drives dhl vans

Dutty nigger

Connors dad is a dutty nigger

by Weed gremlin April 25, 2019

Dad Teeth

Teeth that appear somewhat straight on the top, but are a gnarled mess on the bottom.
A reference to father's who generally have teeth like this.

Nice set of dad teeth, phillip

by bluahafla May 5, 2011