dick-ceps.

muscles of dick....

my "dick-ceps" are bigger than your biceps.
show your dick-ceps......

by serial-kisser October 1, 2011

Dry Dick

A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.

Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.

by IronMikey April 3, 2023

Dick appointment

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.

I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.

by Bae5867 December 2, 2022

Sad Dick

When your dick doesnt get enough love.. like when you take a dick pic in a sink but its going into the sink

"hey look it's a sad dick in a sink"

by RobinsonGoHome October 22, 2019

tip dicked

To get stepped and impaled by rocks in the foot or any other region that requires physical touch

Joey: Yo dude my feet are killing me! Those rocks suck major ass.
Natalie: Same dude! You know how horrible it feels to be tip dicked? Not cool.

by burntille November 2, 2020

Dani's Dick

Dani's Dick is the most powerful weapon in this world, just looking at it makes your asshairs tingle in fear. Like a mighty katana it will slay all men, women, both, none, and in-between, making them weiner cock obsessive creatures. This straight bladed double edged glorious shaft was so abnormally large that it required the use of a trillion hands to wield it effectively. But before your musty fingers are even able to touch the throbbing piece of gold, you will need to withstand its EXTREMELY captivating and sexy aura. If you stare for too long, your eyes will combust and your very own miniature dick will explode into tiny muffin-looking-hamsters. HARDCORE. Nobody in history has been able to even kiss this magnum king kong phat dong, let alone even survive in its toe curling, back bending, mind numbing, head splitting, butt fucking presence!!! The Dani Dick rules over everyone. Suck it up you twinks (Hamish, Tomie, Finn, Ben, Declan)

"Hey, have you heard about that bootylicious babe's ass destroyer 3000??"

"Oh! You mean Dani's Dick?? Yeah careful, that shit makes you want to pour oil on yourself and jump booty butt naked"

Don't mess with Dani's Dick.

by FinnsMumEnjoyer May 5, 2022

Dick Stubig

The man with a penis so large, it can not fit in any hole, and therefore he is the most unhappy man alive.

Dick Stubig was angry last night.

by Robert Van Winkle April 12, 2004