National Deannavoidance Day

December 13th, a holiday dedicated to celebrating the act of NOT celebrating Deanna’s birthday on 12/12.

On this day, friends and family gather to ironically honor the intentional avoidance of birthday fanfare—spending time together, enjoying fun, and making memories while officially “not celebrating.”

Traditions:
*Gathering at home with friends and family to share quality time
*Playing games, having a drink, and enjoying activities everyone loves
*Having cake and balloons, but ironically, in honor of not celebrating Deanna’s birthday
*Taking photos, telling stories, and making memories that last forever
*Laughing at the absurdity of celebrating the non-celebration

“I can’t wait for National Deannavoidance Day this year! Friends, fun, and cake in honor of NOT celebrating Deanna!"

by The_Phantom November 10, 2025

Mark Deano

Thinks he’s van der sar in goal but more like van Barneveld. Needs to act his age n stop being a blithering idiot

Oh no the keepers had a mark deano there ffs

by BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy December 12, 2025

the Stanley Dean condition

When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.

These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.

by ut4wade November 1, 2010

lilly mae dean

she will be your bestfriend through everything, you would love a lilly mae dean to be your bestfriend 💘💘

i love lilly mae dean a lot

by imakedefinitions November 22, 2018

Pearl and Dean Necklace

Performing a Pearl Necklace while vocally recreating the Pearl and Dean 'Asteroids' theme.

I gave her a pearl and dean necklace right across the chest - pa-pa, pa-pa papa papa papa-pa, papa papa pa pa pa-paaaa pah!

by Jeztastic December 28, 2018

Pulling a Dean

To feign surprise or question something where it is glaringly obvious that what is being said cannot be construed in any other way. The person 'pulling a Dean" does so when a minuscule error in wording gives him/her the justification for questioning what is obvious to 99.99% of the population.

Oh my hat! I have to tell you about the time Craig was pulling a Dean. The other day I told him that my car was running low on diesel and that we needed to pull into a petrol station. And he said to me 'oh but I thought you needed diesel?"

by BobbyMarley28 August 2, 2019

Put the dean down

When your partner is fed up with you pulling moves like his father in bed.

Hey hunny, Can you do me a favor and put the dean down.

by TheWordPlug May 6, 2020