It's when a fully clothed man sits on a pie and wiggles his butt around. Can be categorized as a "Fetish".
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by sabresfan30 September 3, 2016
Get the squat cobbler mug.Noun. When a pie is desecrated by bare human buttocks. Situation made worse when said human is crying
by SquigglySquid September 3, 2016
Get the Squat Cobbler mug.A person that is fully clothed, sits on any pie.(Boston cream pie, peach, Apple, and cherry). A costume is often involved. Variations include crybaby squat cobbler where the said person is crying, or also known as Boston cream splat east of the Rockies.
Hey jack let's make a squat cobbler video.
Hey Jim can I buy some pies for my squat cobbler group tonight.
Hey Jim can I buy some pies for my squat cobbler group tonight.
by Agggg33 September 3, 2016
Get the squat cobbler mug.The act of putting one's buttocks into a fresh pie, and wiggling their cheeks back and forth.
Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.
Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.
by bigjohnston September 3, 2016
Get the squat cobbler mug.Fetish whereas sexual gratification is achieved by sitting on pies and or pastries. Cream pies and meringues are the most commonly used for safety reasons.
Kim:What's your turn on baby?
Sal: I'm a squat cobbler.
Kim: That's hot. Let me get you a French Silk pie.
Sal: I'm a squat cobbler.
Kim: That's hot. Let me get you a French Silk pie.
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