fuck crap

Similar to Damnit or oh snap. When something goes array.

Tim: *walks in a bar and sees pretty woman*
"Hey baby!"
(Person turns around, just a man with a mullet)

Tim:"Fuck crap!"

by Jellybean131313 January 25, 2019

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chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.

Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!

by Major Broseph January 26, 2009

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Small Stuff, some times exaggerated into appearing to be more than what it is. Trivial minutia which appears relevant but later is determined to be ant crap. Details.
Sort of related to ant, being small.
Related to Piss ant as an example of ant crap.

"Just saw the news. More ant crap"

It's friday night ant cr@p time.

by AntWonka December 24, 2008

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Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get

I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!

by DJTiffers March 20, 2015

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NES crap pack

6 "games" that came from hell itself

1. ghosts n goblins

2. total recall

3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)

4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)

5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)

6. action 52

(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)

Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!

(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!

(NES gets thrown through wall)

mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!

52.50 for the NES crap pack?

mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)

by I h8 nes October 26, 2013

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