raft a crap

Raft a crap

A ship full load of lies being told.
I think your telling me a raft a crap in the story your telling.
by Bogwonron July 02, 2022
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crapped off

Feels like being pissed off, but left with the feeling of a hot steamy turd just being dumped on your chest.
That woman had a crapped off look on her face.
by chrisp85 October 01, 2020
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Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 13, 2023
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Crap-struck

Like lightning-struck but with crap (i.e. unsatisfactory)
However, unlike lighting, crap often does strike twice in the same place.
Guy1: You know last year's crap-struck disco party we went to?
Guy2: Yeah it really sucked!
by Raffik October 18, 2007
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crap weasel

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''
by spencer soper October 02, 2020
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start-crap

- dude, this project looks amazing!
- nah, it's another silicon valley start-crap
by stefan-the-master July 15, 2015
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Crap Daniels

The feeling (and exclamation) when you realize you've made a mistake or done something incredibly stupid, and get a drunk-dizzy feeling from the realization, much like taking a couple shots of Jack Daniels.
"Dude... You forgot your girlfriends birthday today.."

"Crap Daniels!!"
by wonderkind April 30, 2010
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