1. Yo mans got covid 18
Bruh
2. Texting
I tested positive for covid 18
Is there a new virus i
dont know about?
19*.
Idiot
Bruh
2. Texting
I tested positive for covid 18
Is there a new virus i
dont know about?
19*.
Idiot
by Crippily Crepe January 18, 2021
When the child you groomed for the past 10 years finally turns 18 and wants to sleep with you but you suddenly lose attraction for them and say that you can’t cus you caught Covid.
by Beaglemaster69 April 17, 2022
by TauntonJah March 22, 2021
When you gift someone (friend, coworker, etc.) an item in short supply like hand sanitizer. Then you take it back when they are looking because you really need it. It is even better if you take it back when they are in quarantine.
It looks like Darlene just Laura's hand sanitizer off her desk. Wait, didn't Darlene give her that hand sanitizer? Yes, she did, but I guess she needed it more. That is a classic Covid Redistribution.
by clock tower March 20, 2020
by Danc818 June 15, 2020
Claiming you have had COVID-19 based on being around or in close contact with a person who’s had COVID-19 to reap the financial and emotional benefits.
Oh Steven? His wife Sally had COVID-19... he’s just riding her covid coat-tails to try to make her buy him things and feel for him. He’s a douche
by Sweaty dirt pig August 06, 2021
I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.
by Jimmapp March 17, 2020