Chinese chocolate.

The act of taking your shit and shaping it into pieces of chocolate and putting it in a chocolate box before giving it to your neighbors disguising them as chocolate.

Eric: I gave my neighbors a box of Chinese chocolate. and notified them it is a special recipe that the worse it smells the better it tastes.

by moldovanking February 21, 2023

field chocolate

(n.) feces found on the ground in a rural or farm setting, deposited by any kind of animal. Another name for cow pie or meadow muffin

We left the trail to find a picnic spot, but there was so much field chocolate we lost our appetites.

by AvalonInk May 31, 2023

trio of chocolate

Triple penetration from 3 different races

Becky took a trio of chocolate: one black guy, one white guy and one brown

by El Capitan! October 4, 2015

Making Caramel Chocolates

When you take the shit on your toilet paper and rub it on your balls until they are brown.

Person 1 “Why were you in the bathroom so long?”

Person 2 “Sorry I was just making Caramel Chocolates”

by nidget December 2, 2019

Wishing upon a chocolate starfish

When you are fucking a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum, she grabs her cheeks and spreads them so you can cum on her asshole while making a wish

Wishing upon a chocolate starfish is the adult version of blowing out candles on a birthday cake, usually with less family around.

by Big booty G November 10, 2020

best hot chocolate

When you have heated anal sex with feces still in the anus. This heat and movement turns the fecal matter into a substance that resembles hot chocolate

Dear god my wife gave me the best hot chocolate last night!

by MegaMonkeyMoney November 30, 2020

Milk with chocolate

Choccy milk, but with more milk than chocolate. It has an off white to light brown color and you can't taste the syrup or the mix. Also Disappointment in liquid form.

Idiot: Here's your drink!
Person with standards: I asked for chocolate milk, not milk with chocolate. I can't drink this. I send it back.

by ilovechoccymilk May 26, 2022