v-cheese

(noun) cheese manufactured in the vaginal region. DO NOT EAT!!!

I woke up this morning all hung over to find my skeezer roommate her left v-cheese panties on the bathroom floor.

by jaboi May 04, 2007

Foreskin Cheese

(Noun) - The “cheese” stored inside the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

I spread his foreskin cheese on my bagel, it was delicious.

by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019

cut the cheese

To pass gas, or to fart.

The term was originated when someone sliced
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely
a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks
terribly despite it being fresh cheese.

(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before,
you know what I'm talking about!)

Daryl: Aww man! WHOOO!!! Who cut the cheese?!

Michelle: Owen, man, get outta here, you funky bastard!

Owen: Hey, I didn't fart! Damn it, I didn't!!

LATER...

Daryl: What's that smell...?

Michelle: (looking innocent) I don't know.

Daryl: Oh! Oooo!! Girl, you got the car all
stanky! Roll down those windows, you lyin' ho!

by CDSmith1967 January 18, 2006

Cheese Box

a thug's understanding of a school bus

That cheese box is transporting the cranks, the stoics, the ragtag dreamers of tomorrow!

by Nude Fontanelle February 05, 2009

Cream Cheese

A cool freshman that goes to CCA. He may be small but he has big dick energy

Cream Cheese always brings home the bread at cross country meets.

by Hwnsjciwoqjx akwodbs October 10, 2019

cuntage cheese

The white residue left on a pussy after running, workout, or a long day. similar to fromunda cheese, but for girls

I was going to go down on her, then i noticed the cuntage cheese and made a smart decision

by purpslyconfusd1369 March 16, 2010

Tip-Cheese

-The filth on the edge of a penis coming from intercourse with a dirty girl you met at the bar.
-The fungus that builds up on the penis as a result of using cheap bar bathroom vending machine lube.

"I nailed this girl last night now I have brutal tip-cheese"

by ChadnSean January 18, 2010