Calvin

Most annoying guy ever; steals all your friends and is hella ugly

Ew is that Calvin?

by reallestofthenall January 18, 2024

Calvin Koonter

Stinky kid except he’s an adult

Person 1: Aw fuck what’s that smell?
Person 2: That smells like a Calvin Koonter

by anonymous January 30, 2024

cabinet

cabinet. the name of someone kinda slow, but somehow very caring. cabinets can be very funny too.

“woah that guy is definitely a cabinet!” the man said and the cabinet ran in to a wall trying to get to his friends.

by RAINBOWCLOUDS127 November 19, 2023

Calvin barbassa

Funny YouTube guy that got shout out by the funny Moroccan man yahiamice

Calvin barbassa please marry me

by Chad pvz2 fan November 20, 2023

Cabin Head

A person who likes to isolate inside and not partake in any activities that are being held.

"Shane! Stop being a cabin head and come ziplining with me!"

by GoofyDoofy389 November 27, 2023

Calvin

Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.

Calvin is dead to me
Calvin is really cool

by Calvinsuxdic December 1, 2023

Calvin Siegmund

a tall white guy who plays sports and likes DND and Pokemon who is also very social

I played With A Calvin Siegmund at DND and it was so fun

by Coolest Tubbs March 4, 2024