covid-grade

When your grade got fucked up by Covid-19 or corona virus

man 1 Man my i got hit by a covid-grade
man 2 shit you too
man 3 what that oh when your grades get fucked up by covid-19 or coronavirus

by ALONE_TRAVELER May 19, 2020

Placebo Covid

When someone who doesn't believe Covid is real gets Covid. The individual will ignore medical diagnosis and self-diagnose with a placebo variant.

Honey, I don't have Covid, it's not real! I simply have a case of Placebo Covid

by wiggimasta September 22, 2023

Covid-Creep

People who go all deranged on you, because you refuse to participate in their sheeple-rituals, by wearing a product to breath through, which will damage you when re-breathing your own crude, or sterilizing your hands with damaging chemicals.

The dollar-store guard went all Covid-Creep on me, so I backed away and went to another liquor outlet.

by Corvuskind August 16, 2020

Covid-19

A lame ass virus that needs to just fuckoff somewhere over the rainbow where the fuck offs run wild and free

Wow you seriously have covid-19

by mr.fiercefierce December 1, 2021

Covid-🐡

When the consumption of the fugu (or puffer or blowfish), which is known as being lethally poisonous unless properly prepared, is touted as an unproven cure to the coronavirus.

In Japan, the authorities have yet to report how many customers who were recently hospitalized were due to Covid-🐡 rather than Covid-19.

by Covido December 24, 2020

COVID-19

Propaganda: an ingenious ploy to reroute the US trade commissions, close the borders, integrate other aliens into the population disguised with masks, distract the people from the injustice that is taking place in their every day lives, raise prices, engage in profit wars, control the already dumbfounded population, distraction decoy.

If the COVID-19 virus truly exists, the U.S. government already made the mistake of infecting the U.S. citizens with it and are now paying out money to all victims who are exposed and dormant to the virus.

by DeepThrowWitDancer April 17, 2022

COVIDance

When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.

"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "

by Doc_X September 21, 2020