Body Armour with a Snake

Anyone with an engineering degree.

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

body shifter

A person who you are so close to you can trust will help you remove the body of a sexual partner (died from natural causes) from your bed before you spouse comes home...no questions asked

He is my body shifter

by David Townhill March 18, 2019

Cement Body

When you're so lit that you cannot move and your body feels like cement.

After we finished that blunt I had cement body for hours.

by ll008 October 22, 2015

bofelx body

A toned, muscular body. Guys are shaped like Vs. WAY too tan, but everyone thinks that is sexy.

Boflex bodies are too big and creepy.
I don't want a bofelx body

by Bexers October 29, 2009

Notter Body

when her face is nice, but not her body

Dude 1: Damn look at the muffin top on that chick
Dude 2: Yeah she's a real notter body

by Uncle Verman June 6, 2010

Best Body Supplements

A supplement store in a complete class of its own. Known for its transparent information and fat yarns spun by the sick kuncZ staff members.

Hey sis did you get to Best Body Supplements this week?

Yeah hun I did and left with what was needed for my goals with the right information. Instead of being sold a twister wizard 7000 and everything but the kitchen sink.

It was nice, I’ll never go anywhere else

by Karate king Karen November 22, 2021

Kill Body Karate

Another words for AIDS. This does not apply to HIV, only AIDS

Tim “aye cuz, I finally hooked up with Marissa, but dude, I’m like leaking down there. Like dripping green stuff. I’m getting nervous.”

Mark “dang bro, sounds like she burnt you man. You might wanna go get checked for gonorrhea dude”

Tim “yeah man you’re right. At least she didn’t get me with that ‘kill body karate’ man”

by AlexDooWop June 22, 2019