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The delusion of stability, an instant before everything goes to hell.
The deal was set, he'd committed to buy, still not sure when his financing would be approved, but hey, if you have one foot on the boat, one on the dock, what can go wrong?
by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023
mugGet the one foot on the boat, one on the dockmug.

f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat)

FUCK OFF MY BOAT!!!
This expression is used from another asian who doesn't like a fob.
Similar to how a person says "vamoose" or "leave now"
Yo bitchass f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat)
Meaning...get the hell otta here!)
by MaStA Chi February 24, 2007
mugGet the f.o.m.b. (fuck off my boat)mug.

fresh off da boat

refering to a black person who does whatever a white person tells them to do. sometimes concidered a "slave".
Look at dat nigga ova there cuttin' whitey's lawn. Dat nigga is fresh off da boat.
by J-Masta November 9, 2008
mugGet the fresh off da boatmug.

toe toe toe your boat

When a male pules out of any orfice on a female, barracades it with a lincoln log and proceeds to spread open the big toes on each of her feet with the left and right hands. He then proceeds to say "cummin in yer toes" in a monotone voice very rapidly until he ejaculates on her toes. After the act is finished the girl walks on the males body and sings toe toe toe your boat until it is dry.
Jerry- Damn rebekkah was wasted last night. What'd you guys do in there?

Randy - Stuck a lincoln log in her ass while she sang toe toe toe your boat all night long.
by bob jonez August 25, 2011
mugGet the toe toe toe your boatmug.
1. A woman with a with a beautiful body and an ugly face.

2. A woman who is beautiful from the neck down and while having an ugly face.

Brown bagger, Brown Bag Special, Shipwreck,or Butterface, Butter-head
One nightI was dancing with this chick at the club that I thought was finer than the print on a contract, but when the lights came on I saw she had a dream boat body, and a shipwreck face.
by Steve_from_Tally September 22, 2007
mugGet the Dream Boat Body, and a Shipwreck Facemug.
when someone has so much game and swag that it can't be described by just one of the two; usually means doing extremely well with the other sex
Dude last night Alex totally seduced this hot chick." "Yeah he was spitting some serious game." "He just had so much swag." "Yup, he was Riding a river of game on a boat of swag.
by Rye324 April 28, 2011
mugGet the Riding a river of game on a boat of swagmug.
While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.
Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.
by Red Dragon October 18, 2003
mugGet the Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boatmug.

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