Sleepy Joe Biden

A pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung - figuratively speaking.

...

I mean, the 46th President of the United States. (Supposedly)
Is known as "Sleepy Joe" for always falling asleep during interviews.

Is the oldest sitting U.S President at 81 years old.

Quotes:

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
-Joe Biden mumbling during an interview.

"We choose truth over facts!"
-Joe Biden during his campaign in Des Moines, Iowa.

"CornPop was a bad dude"
-Joe Biden describing an alleged run-in with a gang leader.

Sleepy Joe Biden

by GenZExpert September 27, 2024

Joe Biden

Best semi truck driver ever, just ask him

Joe Biden is such a good semi drive he has driven to Hawaii

by Meeeeee2 September 15, 2023

Joe Biden

"you stack spaghetti sauce at a store anananan anna supermarket"

joe biden

by toddlerwithatoaster June 5, 2022

Bukele vs Biden

wow come on powerfully assholes the comparison between the words of the democrats towards the country of el salvador is a clear definition of how the democrats think, meanwhile the old communist god sucker of zelensky's penis father of the greatest drug addict rapist hunter biden is the most intelligent human, to also bankrupt America while the fans are sucking his dick and kissing his boots and bukele therefore he mocks the bullshit conditions in the united states, therefore, conflicts between the biden administration against bukele officials in el salvador and the things that prepaid affiliates think the democrats.

Guy: My god I just can’t tolerate my self with this fucking bukele guy, ukelele and Trumpet are the biggest ally’s together both narcissistic and shit, I hope there’s a real Bukele vs Biden conflict.
Guy 2: get therapy

by ImagineWearingMasks May 28, 2023

Biden Blame Syndrome

"Biden Blame Syndrome (BBS) is the tendency to disproportionately blame President Biden for various issues, regardless of his involvement or responsibility. Those affected by BBS often use Biden as a convenient scapegoat, overlooking other contributing factors or individuals who may be truly at fault. This syndrome manifests even when Biden is entirely blameless, demonstrating a fixation on attributing responsibility to him at all costs. In some cases, individuals may experience BBS reflexively to shield the actual culprits from accountability.

Coined on March 30th, 2024, by @TheNewOption_ on Twitter.

"Biden Blame Syndrome strikes again: blaming Biden for the Eagles' loss, as if he's some kind of conspiracy mastermind!"

or

"BBS strikes again: blaming Biden for the Eagles' loss, as if he's some kind of conspiracy mastermind!"

by Constitutional Scholar #431 March 31, 2024

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.

WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

Biden

I liar cheater an downright despicable human degenerate

Did you hear about Tony? The Biden cheated on his wife.
The president is a dirty Biden

by B166erThoughts April 27, 2024