Easy to start: 1.) Find a minimum of at least 2 Bums.
2.)Go tell Bum #1 that Bum #2 was the
guy responsible for putting him on the street and that he stole the last little bit of Thunderbird, and his last cigarette filter, you know, the one that has 3 to 4 grains of tobacco on it.
3.)Sit back and watch the crust
chip away as they come out swingin'.
Sometimes it'll
work when you walk through Grand Central Station and drop a dollar in
change in front of a gaggle of Bum.