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almost friday

A term used to show excitement for the last day of the work week and a round-up of things that occurred so far.

This text is typically accompanied by an image carousel of people doing entertaining things with “Almost Friday” in a Lobster font somewhere in the image.

This was started by a comedy podcast of the same name but grew to have personalized Almost Friday accounts to schools, sports teams, and more.
Oh my god, I made the almost friday page!”
“Dude, is that your ass???”
by so.outrageous March 15, 2024
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Almodena

a badddie and she know it. a silly and quirky but GORGEOUS human being, a little funny monkey 😔☺️ and someone who's always in their baddie era
"IS THAT THE ALMODENA"
by Makyleigh March 16, 2024
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Almrace

The most amazing and caring girl. She is a very good leader and friend. She cares about everyone around her, but don’t do anything that will make her upset.
Person 1: “Do you know Almrace?”
Person 2: “Yeah, she’s a very nice person!”
by Hanskz March 28, 2024
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almansplaining

Noun:
A German specialty: explaining the intricacies of the Israel-Palestine conflict or defining Semitism with an air of condescending authority, as if Germany’s turbulent history with anti-Semitism suddenly grants them a PhD in Middle Eastern affairs.
Verb:
"to almansplain"
To lecture about Semitism or the Israel-Palestine conflict in a tone that suggests years spent not only studying history but also rewriting it, infused with the unique confidence of a nation historically notorious for getting it spectacularly wrong.

A mash-up of "Alman", a meme-worthy moniker for Germans with a penchant for unsolicited advice and rule-following, and "mansplaining", the art of condescending explanation usually reserved for men overestimating their own knowledge. Together, they form a term dripping with irony, highlighting a darkly humorous take on cultural arrogance.
"There he goes again, almansplaining how to solve centuries-old conflicts, because, you know, if you can’t trust the country that brought you the worst of 20th-century ideologies to guide you through moral quandaries, who can you trust?"
by dosdne April 24, 2024
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Almond Joy

When you use coconut oil as lube for anal then go ass to mouth
I got drunk last night and gave Dalton the old Almond Joy.
by Bee721 April 30, 2024
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almona

Almona. The most kindest person in the world and has a beautiful soul and smile. She likes to help and care. And is always there for you. She is so pretty more pretty than the word pretty 🤩 everyone loves her and she is a great person
(almona is a name btw) but I met almona before and she WOAH is good
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Almosting

Spending time procrastinating and not doing much
Hey, what's up?

Not much, just almosting
by Word Spit June 24, 2024
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