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nigger ball

Throw out most of the real basketball rules. The NBA now runs on NO "turning it over", NO "palming the ball", NO "walking two steps without a dribble", all these rule violations are now gone.
NBA Basketball no longer follows rules. Forget Larry Byrd, even Magic Johnson.
There is no PRO BASKETBALL with RULES.
IT IS NOW JUST NIGGER BALL.
Can you see anybody not palming the ball and doing a layup from center court. Impossible, but the refs allow it. It is not real basketball, it is nigger ball.
by buddhaprince April 30, 2009
mugGet the nigger ballmug.

head the ball

'he's a head the ball'
by james price June 22, 2005
mugGet the head the ballmug.

eight ball

3.5 grams of meth or coke
damn, that 8 ball is already gone!
by tw33k3r September 22, 2003
mugGet the eight ballmug.

Blue Balls

the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.

Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
note to all women,

NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls...its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it...well, almost never...
by Sexy Otter January 12, 2004
mugGet the Blue Ballsmug.

ball sniffer

One who likes sniffing lots and lots of balls!
Brian is a real big ball sniffer!!!
by ballsnifferbrain March 5, 2011
mugGet the ball sniffermug.

balls yeah

When agreeing whole heartedly upon any given situation.
Matt: Let's get crunk tonight!

Richie: Balls Yeah!!
by slugfighter December 12, 2008
mugGet the balls yeahmug.

Ball Licker

1. A person that is a huge douche bag and constantly kisses ass to get where they are. They tend to be dull boring assholes with no sense of humour or heart. They are also usually pussies and are never willing to bend the rules to help a comrad out. Ball lickers tend to get a lot of managerial positions in life which can really piss off a genuine guy that is subject to working for him. At every school i've been to or for any organization I have ever worked at, there has always been a madd ball licker that likes to ruin my fun.

2. A flaming fruit loop that likes to pleasure his boyfriend by licking his gonads. This type of ball licker is gross but to be fair, they can still be good citizens or nice people.

3. A girl that is sexually bold. If your wife licks your balls, power to you. However if you just met the girl and she wants to lick your balls she is downright scandalous and you should get tested as soon as humanly possible.

4. A guy with nothing to do that spontaniously picks up a billiards ball and licks it for no particular reason. Allthough it is odd, I can't think of anything wrong with that type of behavior. Mind you this type of ball licker is extremely rare. Infact I have yet to come across one in my travels.
ball licking manager: Hey Miller, you're fired.

Ranting Miller: Good I don't want to work for you anyways. Trust me guys this guy is a huge ball licker. How do you think he got his job anyways. Obviously from licking so many balls.

ball licking manager: You're choice of words are most foul and inappropriate to be used inside a steel mill. I request at once that you use restraint and be more professional. What will the CEO think if he see's my men out of line.
mugGet the Ball Lickermug.

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