Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!

You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!

by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023

carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet

Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.

by alextheman October 27, 2012

Log Roll

Taking a shit on a place, person or thing and then manually rolling it over that place, person or thing.

Justin took a shit on Eric’s deck then log rolled it into the pool.

by HamptonsInn August 23, 2020

Log Chain

A man with unprecedented penis size. Originally coined by Orange Daddy.

"Orange Daddy whipped out the Log Chain"

by JasonAldong September 2, 2014

Getting logged out

the most painful thing to happen

OH NO I GOT LOGGED OUT OF MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
True Story: I actually lost two of my YouTube accounts to this they are still faulting around the internet I just can't log in to them Getting logged out sucks

by NERDY HOODIE GUY October 20, 2023

log hog

A log hog can either be a male or female who touches every mans log and dont let no one touch their mans log .

Hey homie did you get rid of that log hog girl you were with she kept violating me.

by Young gangsta big d January 1, 2017

punky log

In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.

Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.

by Rsymps December 2, 2017