Wank Interruption

An interruption during a masturabtion session

" Who's this calling at this time???? "
" I hate Wank Interruptions "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

wank eye

a severly boss eyed person with what looks like the abillity of a 270 degree field of vision, almost chameleon like.

have you seen the state of his wank eyes he can see behind himself bonk eye boss eyed

by cidermart February 16, 2009

cock wank

Used as an insult, normally a none serious one as it promotes laughter.

What a cock wank!!!!

by mznxbcv October 22, 2007

Sailor's wank

The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.

I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.

So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.

Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.

and

Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?

by Bertie Ahern June 21, 2008

blank wank

The act of orgasm without the damp. Most often experienced after multiple masturbation.

I wanked 15 times today and by the end it was a blank wank

by James Raymond Green May 04, 2011

Snow Wank

The act of putting your hand in the snow till it goes numb. Then have a wank as it feels like some else is doing it.

Jay; “I had a cracking snow wank yesterday whilst all you lot where working, but I have a few burn down there now and it stings a bit”
Dave;” nice mate might have to try that one out sometime you heard of the snow woman wank?

by Snowanker December 07, 2010

Wank Day

The day of the week in which a break from women must take place and one must hang with his bros.

"Yo Sam, what are you doing Saturday?" "I'm shaging Emily" "Naw man Saturday is a Wank Day."

by Real-i-g November 06, 2014