Knob hair

The name given to a pubic hair in which slips under ones foreskin and causes excruciating pain.

*guy shrieks* what’s up bro?
“Knob hair man!”

by Niggashyper August 20, 2018

karls._.hair

a cool tiktoker who loves karl jacobs :

Robbie: Hey have u seen karls._.hair on tiktok?
Gracie: Yeah! they’re so cool
Alex(karls._.hair): Hi! Thank you for being so nice!!

Gracie: *gasp* Hi Alex, I love your content!

Alex: Thank you so much! <3

by karlnap.mc December 1, 2021

cargo hair

very offensive for too many reasons to list

cargo hair

by cargohair July 19, 2010

neloys hair

Literally a mushroom made of hair on someones head!

Ayo, whats up with this Neloys hair looking mushroom?

by RexCaba October 30, 2020

hair hop

When yo hair has so much volume you look like an eighties stand up comedian.

That girl is so fine and she got hair hop

by Candle wax May 26, 2017

Mule Hairs

Are rubbery vines that grow off of the muleth haireth. High in calcium, low in yam, they are very filling. Can be mixed with one piece of kale and 2 gallons of paper sauce to create a lushious pasta.

"Hey, look! It's some wild Mule Hairs, galloping in the majestic winds of urban dough."

by FigureskatingYASS February 4, 2022

Hair Pop

A genre of modern pop that takes heavy inspiration from the 80's new wave and synth pop but with modern twists. Easily identifiable by the similar drums and guitar patterns of the 80's with the added modern electronic sounds. The name of the genre may remind you of hair metal of the 70's but since it's from the 80's it name actually comes from the 80's musical Hairspray, thus Hair Pop

Person 1: Blanks's music would be hair pop then huh?
Person 2: Oh Yeah! Goddamn I love Blanks's music!

by CONTROLFREAK96024 March 6, 2021