Luke’s Food Review

The most famous cafeteria food reviewer on the face of the earth.

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by Half eaten tomato May 10, 2024

Luke

Luke is a tall brunette who loves his baseball hats. He is also an avid gamer and loves to play FIFA with his friends. Unfortunately for Luke he tends to lose a lot and will burst out in uncontrollable fits of rage nearly flipping tables and breaking controllers. If you have a Luke in your life make sure to bubble wrap your electronics.

“Luke smashed his controller against the wall”

by Yeaaaa0611 April 13, 2025

pedophile luke

Luke middlestat who likes little boys and loves stacy

Hey checkout Stacy in those yoga pants hey Stacy pedophile luke wants to take a smoke break with you

by Yoyomayyogffzx December 1, 2013

Luke

A fat bastard who loves a 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a Big Mac

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

luke and grace

they should date

i think luke and grace should date <3

by smellyniggi69 November 27, 2021

Luke Dignum

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.

He also LOVES chicken nuggets!!!!!!

Cor!!! He's definitely a Luke Dignum.

by Demon Apocalypse October 19, 2016

Drop a Luke

When a Waluigi looking guy with a wierd family tree attempts to roast someone

"You're so stupid you fall off chairs while sober"
" Damn, did he just drop a Luke on you?"

by BLAWITH REPRESENTS December 7, 2020