The perfect name for a dick so massive and thick, it pops your girls other cherries, even if she ain't a virgin. Also known as the Maryland Anal Tugger. If you have one of these, beware, with great size comes the possibility of actually splitting someone in half.
Detective: What appears the cause of death?
Doc: It seems the girl had a California Cherry Crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs.
Detective: Good God! What kind of deadly weapon is that!?!
Doc: Nothin you own.
Doc: It seems the girl had a California Cherry Crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs.
Detective: Good God! What kind of deadly weapon is that!?!
Doc: Nothin you own.
by IRHMP August 28, 2016
cherry blossom cookie
by hydrangeacookie January 22, 2023
This is a dance in which all male patrons are considered to be a cherry pants. They are confused about their sexual orientation.
Joe went to a dance looking for romance, he saw a cherry pants and thought he had a chance. Then he realized he was at a cherry pants dance and some were already thinking about plugging him.
by jimmybomm April 08, 2021
by Jimmy Crust March 02, 2018
when you are telling someone to guess but your mad and your trying show them your being sarcastic about and its a rhetorical question.
by The man with a rash August 08, 2021
by Anal Cherry November 13, 2010
When two people are having violent sexual intercourse in a tree house and they make the entire tree fall down
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019