donkey raping shit-eater

someone who feasts on excrement whilst fornicating with equine animals

kiss my ass, you donkey raping shit-eater

by roger mellie June 27, 2003

I don't give a shit

When you just dont care, could also be paired with I dont give a fuck

I don't give a shit, cause i don't give a fuck, and if i gave a shit, i might just give a fuck, but i don't give a shit so i don't give a fuck

by alucardsbish November 15, 2013

eat shit and bark at the moon

1. You're a bitch and not worth my time. Usually in response to an unreasonable request.

Man 1: Can you do my paper for me?
Man 2: Eat shit and bark at the moon.

by candorsmayhem October 27, 2007

I can't see shit

An exclamation often said by pilots when flying in heavy rain, fog or cloud. Usually to their co-pilot, but not to air traffic controll on the radio. Usually said when the other pilot claims to know where the landing runway is, while the exclaimant has no idea. Is an indicator that the person saying the phrase is both lost, and can't see anything comprehensable out the window

Copilot: Runway is off to the right sir
Pilot: Where? I can't see shit!

by Trent S Hopkinson April 24, 2006

rare as rocking horse shit

To never exist. Very rare. Not easily obtainable

That's as rare as rocking horse shit.

by teddyc June 23, 2008

are you shitting my dick

A popular catch from TikTok humorously asking if you’re being serious/for real

“dude that test was hard”
“are you shitting my dick right now?! i haven’t studied”

by bahka78 October 6, 2021

Never-Ending Shit Parade

A string of really bad days or experiences.

Jesus, this week has been like a never-ending shit parade!

by genxchick May 16, 2009