Sturdy man

Matthew Allen

He is a sturdy man

by Daddygiz May 14, 2018

mans

a person who is probably your boyfriend if not someone you wish was

molly: is that your mans?

holly: yeah , isnt he cute?
molly: duhhhh

by bru...h May 15, 2018

man grinder

A man grinder or meat masher is the act of grinding one's penis against your braces.

damn man your girl is a real man grinder

by THE_TARD_KNIGHT May 15, 2018

Quack man

ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵃʸ

quack man:*autistic robot noises*

ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵃʸ

by TwistC May 15, 2018

soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.

"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."

by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018

Your mans is pans

Literally ends everything. Time, people, the universe all ends because your man was called pansexual

Your family tree is LGBT
Oh yeah? Your mans is pans!

by Menrown5 May 16, 2018

Ur caveman a gay man

The upmost destructive insult ever made by man. Every time this word is said angels fall from above and the sun gets a mile closer to earth.

Frank- ur mom gay lol
Gary- ur caveman a gay man
Frank-*erased from existence and the earth gets hotter

by Darkman142 May 17, 2018