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Grab Your Best Friends Ass Week

Any week of a month you and your best friends can grab each others ass when ever you all want. But only on grab your best friends ass week
bestie, it’s grab your best friends ass week
by lortimmydadon September 1, 2021
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Keep your eyes away from me

Stop staring at me! I don’t want you looking at me!
All of you keep your eyes away from me! Fine! Hmph!
by ladyfzesimp May 7, 2022
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Get your dick off my counter

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."
Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!
by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018
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take my hands off your ears

As when you are getting blown, the person giving gets how you like it.
You doing me so good I am gonna take my hands off your ears.
by Raw Hunter February 25, 2023
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Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.
Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!
by Papa Smurf December 1, 2004
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National Show me your boobs day

It's everyday.
Lisa: "oh my do you know what day it is today?"

Jessica: "No...? I don't.."

Lisa: "It's National Show me your boobs day!"

Jessica: "You said that yesterday, and the day before... You say that everyday."

Lisa: "Exactly, now she me your boobs!"
by Femaletypeofgirl April 18, 2021
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