quit staring at my dick!

The ultimate insecure male exclamation.

Jeff got mad at some guy at a party and yelled over the music "Quit staring at my dick!" and then left the room.

by Mr.I April 22, 2008

fo shizzle my nizzo

See fo shizzle mah nizzle

"fo shizzle my nizzo"
"werd"

by yeah September 15, 2003

nigger knocking on my door

some black guy that comes knocking on your door.

dude nigger knocking on my door ,piss off.
dude, there is a nigger knocking on my door

by xTHE_WOLV3x September 24, 2018

don't mack on my nine

A phrase created after some one misheard "back in year nine...".
Now accepted as a faux-ghetto slang term. Can be used at any random interval but works well if some one has offended or insulted you in any way.

Man 1: You're a knob
Man 2: Don't mack on my nine

by Vincentw00t September 29, 2005

Blow Up My Phone

A website that lets you fake incoming calls and text messages to your phone.

Incoming call from Blow up my phone will increase your popularity and make you look cool.

by Jonny Fox March 22, 2013

derelicte my balls

1. (v) a command given by K-ron to Moelly in regards to his improvisational troupe, Derelict Toys.

Derelict Toys can derelicte my balls, capitan.

by K-Ron December 22, 2005

fill my cup

the act of putting ping-pong balls into the vagina, then putting a red solo cup up the vagina. Lastly, pushing the ping-pong balls into the cup and filling the cup with ping-pong balls.

i was playing beer pong at a frat party when this girl said "Wanna see me fill my cup?"

by bananamonkeynut September 29, 2014