throw my junk at shit

Approaching women by grinding up on them on the dance floor to immediately determine if there is interest

"Usually when I get really drunk, I can't talk to chicks anymore, so I just go on the dance floor and throw my junk at shit"

by jhova23 February 14, 2008

Shit Right Through Them

Adj: To fart so much during the day (which may or may not include sharting and/or poor wiping) that you get a brown stain and or particles on your underwear or boxers. Most embaressing when wearing white.

Eric thinks to himself out loud: "I shit RIGHT THROUGH THEM!"

by WinstonandFriends December 22, 2009

Shit Faced Cock Master

Some one who is drunk and sucks cock.

"Terrance, you are such a shit faced cock master"

by Jägermeister February 19, 2004

oh shit! it's the poolice

what you say when you see a pig (only if you're as cool as megan leah and jen) (makers of the definition for megan (except jen, she wasnt there, she was at camp)) (we've had a long day)

*police car drives by on the x-rated walk home*

oh shit! it's the poolice

by spanky mcfarlen July 11, 2006

most ballin shit ever

to be living a life of extreme wealth in the utmost form

the first t rex that the world has seen in four million years is happening in my home... THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVER! i just wish i had my scissors

by vrory August 7, 2006

delusional lying sack of shit

A rather long but increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted that Osama bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019

lower than whale shit

The lowest shit in the world. At the bottom of the sea.

Fake news medias morales are lower than whale shit.

by Bjornbarl August 16, 2017