alligator fuck fest

when a man is engaging in sexual intercourse from behind with a woman, and bites her neck then goes into a death roll to induce sexual pleasure

todd and kyle both paid a prostitute twice her normal rate to participate in an alligator fuck fest

by SMairlinez March 31, 2009

limp dick fuck

To stuff an unerect penis into the anus or vagina.

Bill was so drunk he couldn't get an erection. So, he strategically limp dick fucked Susan.

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

monkey fucking a football

A helluva lot of action with very little or no result

Applying for fall classes, I had to register with the burser, the advisor, check my prereq.s, and then stand in line, and then I found the class I wanted was closed out. "Man scheduling for classes this morning was like a monkey fucking a football"

by Gbbrd October 1, 2006

holy fuck the hell

Surprise uttered while playing Rainbow Six Vegas.

"Holy fuck the hell did you see that body?!"

by Phantomz January 11, 2009

fucked my pancakes

meaning: when you an someone like eachother an are about to date but then he pretty much leads you on an puts u off... when something was going good for you an then it gets fucked up...

travis u done it this time you fucked my pancakes

by COMADRAY January 12, 2009

Holy Fucking Shit

An expression of exclamation about something, anything that could be good or bad, commonly abbreviated H.F.S.

Sam: Dude, my granma passed away last week...
John: Holy fucking shit man, im so sorry.

Liam: I just got 10 grams of weed!
Andrew: Thats insane dude, holy fucking shit!

by DactaTomas June 11, 2014

fucked without a kiss

to be treated roughly and abused, taken advantage of

I'm tired of being fucked without a kiss, I want a raise. She took all my money and left me with nothing, the bitch fucked me without a kiss

by Itsallgoodfun November 1, 2013