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fuck yo facebook

Basically another way of saying Fuck You or fuck your life, especially if the person your saying it to spends a lot of time on facebook.
Dan: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take man.
Chris: Dude! That's gonna be my next facebook status! :-D
Dan: Nigga fuck yo facebook!
Chris: *tears* But my facebook is my life :'(
Dan: Haha loser
by Neil-Poon-Handler August 1, 2010
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Fuck This Shit 101

This is the intro to "Fuck This Shit". For as you may know, Fuck This Shit (See Fuck This Shit or FTS), is a commonly used phrase over the internet for when someone gets mad or needs to blow off steam or ragequits from their fav game or website or even in a scared-but-need-to-look-cool kind of way. Even can be done in the workplace! (Betcha didn't know that one, huh?) It shall be explained how to be done in this definition... "Fuck This Shit 101". Remember: Blind anger is your friend. :)
Some examples of Fuck this Shit 101 in perfect step-by-step procedure.

1. *If in Class or work*
Get up in blind anger (Knocking down your chair is a must), Flip your desk (if chair is attached, step out of said desk and do it from the side), and yell it out with ferocity, "FUCK THIS SHIT". Can also be done from saying it -> Getting up -> Flipping desk

2. *If playing a game*

In anger, as hard as you can, throw your controller at the wall or nearest solid object and proceed to yell. Make sure "Fuck this shit" is included.

3. *Scared, but cool manner*

Play off fear or even get into the feeling of your words, Turn to the side a bit, hide your fear and say, "Oh no, Fuck that shit"

4. *Website*

Blind anger, yet again is a key factor, then click the X butto--actually fuck that shit. Manual shutdown the fucking computer and walk away. Fuck turning off the monitor.
by Sephirion/Taeron November 14, 2010
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Hunky-Fucking-Dory

Just fine. Hunky-dory with an expletive added for emphasis. Depending on tone and context the expletive in middle may also indicate sarcasm to give the opposite meaning.

See Hunky-dory.
"How are things?"
"Hunky-fucking-dory!"
by gusto2 May 9, 2006
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holy fuck knuckle

Whoo-boy, yes sir, quite the riveting tale of rebellion and adventure indeed. I was on the edge of my goddamn seat I tell you what. That was some amazingly hot shit indeed, holy fuck knuckle son, I think I felt my dick move. You are clearly the greatest, baddest mother fucker to walk God's green Earth in the history of man. Four times you drove by with that horn? I am in goddamn awe. AWE I TELL YOU. Inspiring shit indeed, yes sir, there can be no question, you have really made a difference.
by beNZylpiperazine August 7, 2007
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fuck this gay shit

Say it when you want to fuck some shit that is gay.

Or when your angry at someone/something.
person 1:"FUCK THIS GAY SHIT!!"
person 2:"Are you saying that cuz your mad?"
person 1:"No, because I really, REALLY, want to fuck this gay shit."
person 2:"Uh, nice."
by KiiF February 9, 2010
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a huge fucking joke

its pretty hard to call urban dictionary an actual dictionary. its more a forum for haters, its a huge fucking joke.
by Young Reezie January 31, 2008
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fuck boy

Fuckboy is a term used to describe men who fail to meet the arbitrary and unwritten standards made up to determine whether or not someone is a "real man". See Real Man

Fuckboy is therefore essentially the opposite of a "real man" and is used as a derogatory slur to blemish the reputation of a man simply because he fails to act as a girl wants him to.

It's a term that hinges on and tages advantage of our nature as a social species - always seeking approval, as it is meant to label someone as "bad" or "not qualifying" as a means to manipulate them into acting in accordance with the wishes of women.

It is overall malevolent and evil-minded to label people as a "fuckboy" because there first off is no definite guidelines for how to not be a fuck-boy as it seems to fluctuate from person to person what a fuckboy is, and because it works as a means of removing autonomy from the insultee via social pressure.

Pathetic and disgusting.
"So, I hung out with this guy last night and he didn't even pay for my dinner, he's such a fuck boy"

"I don't know if I should be dating this guy, you know, maybe he's a fuck boy"

"if a guy doesn't tex you, he's definitely a fuck boy"
by Exmorted June 25, 2016
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