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A p e r f e c t l e a r n i n g p r o g r a m t h a t h e l p s k i d s o f a l l a g e s a n d g r a d e s l e a r n ! , according to your horrible teachers. I-Ready is one of the most well-known forms of torture in the United States, often used on young school children and teenagers. It is extremely effective, even more if work piles up. It is ESPECIALLY notorious in online schools. It is hated by every person who has ever seen it on Earth.
"Okay, class, today we're going to do 2 I-Ready le-"

(Loud booing)

"Calm down, class! It's just 2 les-"

"Hey guys, would you rather die in a school shooting than do I-Ready?"

"I'd prefer the former."

"Same."

"Hey, y'all hear that?"

"Oh hey it's the shooter!"

The end. They never did their I-ready.
by RiceOfCourse April 14, 2023
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I Fucked Ironwoods Wife Lel UwU

*Derived from: Democracy Montage

Qrows bromance fights with Ironwood
I fucked Ironwoods Wife lel uwu. Qrow and Ironwood Porno.
by RubyRose_ April 14, 2023
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i hear yanny

When someone says this they mean they heard the N word
*video of dr remix talking about vinegar*
MealPop47:I hear yanny
by Markthepro247 April 15, 2023
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I On Run It.

A utterance that came from Melo telling a girl that he doesn't run his own Instagram account, so he couldn't necessarily follow her back.

Another definition, referenced her as an "ugly b*tch". When she comes of age she will be a 8.3. She is athletic, curvy, cute, carmel skin toned young woman.
Kim Kardashian replied, "I on run it." When asked about a specific Instagram posting.
by geeshivhunk April 16, 2023
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Can I

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I like bagels

someone#1: hey, I like bagels
Someone#2: ok, why did you tell me that? We are in the desert exploring right now!
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I was talking to your tits

What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her
^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!
by thurb April 16, 2023
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