you're cooked

Popularized by twitch streamer Tbvnks, the word "cooked" in this context essentially is another word for someone who's screwed.
Person 1: I got 3 inches at 18, am i cooked?
Person 2: Yeah bro, wrap it up cause you're cooked.
by DemiDaBigDick February 21, 2024
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You're so Portuguese

Markiplier when he sees a cat that's Portuguese
Cat: "Meow"
Markiplier: "Aw you're so Portuguese"
by Cyberspaxz November 17, 2023
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you're such a smugler

Used when a person brings something illegal/weird to class
s: what is that?
j: mango with salt.
s: omg you're such a smugler!
by janeyasher June 03, 2019
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YOU'RE FIRED

"You're fired!" is a comedic line from the popular children show "Regular Show."

This line is mostly said by Benson Dunwoody who's a park manager who makes sure everyone gets their job done correctly but the characters Mordecai and Rigby always cause destruction .
This line shows frustration and anger when his workers "Mordecai and Rigby" screw up at a simple job like setting up the chairs
The punchline is that they never actually get fired.
Mordecai: aw come, bro
Benson: I am not your bro! NOW CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR "YOU'RE FIRED"
by GregBuisha November 11, 2020
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the term used to break up any argument between friends or siblings.
2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*
by stankorb March 16, 2021
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A random insult given from a pedestrian in the game GTA San Andreas.
CJ: *standing alone on the sidewalk*
Ped with brown shirt: You smell like you're from England!
CJ: Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!
by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023
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You're Fish

1) You're fish / Insult originating in Cleveland, Ohio meaning you're a coward - Usually used when the person is known to be a goodie and they're just trying to act out.

"Ja'Quez said pull up, he want's the rounds"

"Man, Ja'Quez not spinning shit, he fish as hell"

2) Flop like a fish / Insult originating in Bedford, Ohio used as a come back when someone says they're going to do something bold and you're calling their bluff or they're too scared to admit - Usually used when someone feels froggy. Synonyms ; Girl bye, pussy, no balls, go on somewhere, ect.

"When I catch you, it's on sight, word to. "

"Flop like a fish, fuck off my phone."
"You're fish, bro. You're not gonna do shit. Put them up or flop like a fish"
by 3a1l5 August 01, 2022
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