Dirty Birding

The act of teaching a parrot to say obscene words or phrases.

iDude, my dirty birding worked. Now my parrot telling people to go f*ck themselves./i

by proxyuser23 September 2, 2009

angry bird

Hanging from the ceiling fan and taking a dump on your girl from above like an angry bird

Got a little too drunk and gave the old lady an angry bird

by mrpalermo March 6, 2018

Moped bird

When a man is having relations with a woman and "doesn't mind riding it, but wouldn't want his mates seeing him on it"

"Bernie has got himself a moped bird - he must be sick of hand shandies"

by Pablo February 29, 2004

small bird

a bird that is small
bird is another word for penis

Mike has a small bird
the ladyboy has a small bird

by small bird March 7, 2018

bird

a very very very lame way of sayin "yo momma"

Boy: ur gay!!
girl: yo bird.
boy: who tha hell says that? i mean wat the hell is that sposed 2 mean anyway?
girl: its another way of sayin yo momma.
boy: then y the hell dident u just say yo momma :|...
girl: ...iono because im a follower n not a leader and i do wat the masses do... *runs and crys*

by TaMichael November 10, 2006

Bird Watching

Commonly referenced toward a guy in prison who hangs out within eyesight of the urinals to look at other males penises. Can also apply to the same activity being conducted in public areas where troth style urinals are employed.

Hey bro, mind your stick that fun boy is "bird watching." See him trying to act like that wall is the most fascinating thing thing in the world?

by Heathen Minded January 2, 2012

baby bird

Having another person kiss you and transfer a beverage (usually alcoholic) to your mouth to make it less conspicuous you're drinking underage (or just because its fun)

Brian: I can't buy her a drink, she's underage!
Jason: Just use the baby bird on that bitch!

by Phoe and Troo and Justin December 3, 2005