blur vision

when you are drunk and could hardly see.

"yo homeskillet bisquit last nite i had blur vision like a muthafucka"

"word, it seems like i always have blur vision"

"the reason i got with her was i had blur vision"

"damn that fu has the worst blur vision i have ever seen"

by smothered fries August 4, 2009

Dirk Vision

The act of looking around without moving one's head, moving eyes only. (Commonly used with glasses)

Derek-"There's a dear behind us!"
Greg-"What! How can you tell!"
Derek-"I have Dirk Vision!"

by DirkaD October 30, 2009

Sprinkle Vision

The decoder glasses given at a Friendly's restaraunt. These glasses have red lenses and when worn give the world a different light. In giving everything a red tint it eliminates most colors but some become vibrant.

When bored with the real world I use sprinkle vision. It changes the way I see the world and makes everything much more interesting.

by Rosecoloredglasses November 5, 2009

jumbo vision

the ability to look far into the future; farsightedness.

We need such leaders as are gifted with jumbo vision.

by uttam maharjan March 11, 2010

Telder-vision

Every show for elders. such as Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, The Price is Right, and numerous soap operas.

Boy: "Sorry man, i couldn't come over. my grandma was making me watch Telder-Vision."

by zen0n September 4, 2010

cameo visibility

(n.) - The fact or state of something being at least visible in society, even if not everyone knows about it yet.

"You know, even if nobody has heard of my ideas for safer bike lanes yet, I hope that they can at least achieve a small degree of cameo visibility this century."

-- overheard at a watercooler at a national conference for
designers and inventors in San Francisco

by PRwiz101 January 17, 2011

vibe vision

The super human ability to see vibrations that emanate off of human beings, animals, plants, and other natural entities.

"Woah man... I can see your aura and all of the good vibrations resonating from your soul, out of your body... I think I've got vibe vision."

by DKron October 19, 2011