van Zeijl

Just the best way to have a hard time remembering someone's last name.

Hey what's your last name?
Oh it is van Zeijl.
What?
I know.

by Znjerp February 19, 2021

Jordan Quoc Van

A Vietnamese GigaChad but has a bigger dong than the planet and is the sexiest man alive. He fucks any hot girl and prays to Buddha. The Smartest alpha Male Ever. If you're reading this, get better, I'm the best at Valorant.

Jordan Quoc Van is my boyfriend.

by Communism Buddha November 25, 2021

Van Sang

Van Sang is the real homie, Van Sang sometimes will do something so wicked but at the end he will forgive you. Anybody with the last name "Sang" is the real one and loyal one.

"Van Sang is the best in my life!"

by That Lai Guy November 24, 2021

doonie van

The doonie van, is whenever you have to get to doonie land. So the only way to get there is the doonie van. Otherwise known as game or rizz.

Jake: hey girl, are you a star because your shiny
Jessica: omg thats so sweet
(Tyrone and jamal listen to the conversation)
Tyrone: ey jamal, this man definitely not going to the doonie van on the way to doonie land
Jamal: word bro, word

by Retard434 November 04, 2022

van Wonterghem

The most beautiful person, inside and outside, you have ever met or will.

That person is perfection, she must be a Van Wonterghem.

by TerrorKraken June 19, 2020

Gordon Van Damage

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock

Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage

by Gordon van damage June 08, 2021

van

a vehicle used to pick up kids with candy

hey kid get in my van and I will a lifetime supply of candy

by corn you March 22, 2018