clinch touch

the act of violently smacking your penis across someone's face several times.

If you keep talking about me I will have to clinch touch you!

by crazycookie123 August 7, 2017

Modis Touch

The opposite of Midas Touch. A person who turns things to shit instead of gold.

You : Hey man, don't give the project to Mike.
Shem : Why not?
You : He has the Modis Touch, things he gets involved with, gets demonetized.
Shem : Fuck man, you should have told me that earlier. Next time, I will vote against him.

by Sambit Patra January 2, 2019

Shidas touch

A very, VERY unlucky person. Everything they set out to do or achieve never comes through or ever works out. Everthing they touch turns to crud.

This can also be passed down though generation to generation and is among some of the most unfortunate traits known to man or sloth.

"Don't let Timmy do it, he has the Shidas touch"

"She better not have your Shidas touch!"

"DAMN YOU SHIDAS TOUCH!!"

by nimsayy June 13, 2018

Touch Football

A Form of Rugby League so Its Touch Not Tackle.
Its Limited-Contact

Bob - What ta fuck is Touch Football
JS - Form of Rugby

by Walmart Tech support July 31, 2018

0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018

touching a bee

When students go to the school bathroom to Juul. Also used when people are so buzzed they mentally fly to Tanzania or other parts of the world.

Shaafay: What's wrong with MB?
Mohssine: Oh don't mind him, he was touching a bee and is in Tanzania right now.

by theForbesList February 11, 2019

some body touch-a my spaget

A meme that is so bad it killed itself

A-some body
B-don't do it
A-touch-a
B-nononononon
A-my spaget
B-blam*shoots him self*
some body touch-a my spaget killed every one

by why IS UR mum gay June 6, 2018