toolshack

Rachael "Rosch" and Elise, having all of the qualities of a tool and then some.

Rosch is a toolshack

by brothermace October 18, 2010

Tijuana Toolshed

A sex act where a woman (of any nationality) snorts Tijuana's best cocaine off a dude's dick while simultaneously going down on him.

No dude that's the eiffel tower, tijuana toolshed is where she devours your coke covered dick like it's a carnival hot dog

by Billy McMauritzen October 20, 2010

toolbaggish

Describing a person, place, or thing with qualities of that relating to a toolbag. Emphasis on flambouyant individuals with sloped foreheads and 9 inch salami nipples.

Shawna was being pretty toolbaggish back there in the car. What a bitch.

by Greg K June 26, 2005

tooled out

used to describe someone who is or looks like a tool, especially in reference to clothing. Can also refer to someone who is a sell out (to the "man") or a loser.

Remember when she said she would never work for <<insert name of large corporation here>>? Yeah, well, I saw her yesterday she was all tooled out in her work uniform. What a douche.

by Onetrickpony May 15, 2006

TOOL

noun. a person (more then often a man) who is used on a regular basis.

Chris did exactly what his baby mama told him to do in order to get some poonani. what a tool

by _spadez February 18, 2009

Tool-handling

Adjective. A tool-handling person is someone who knows how to deal with situations better than other people.

-We have to protect Larry, that guy's gonna kill him!
-What do you mean "we"? I love him, but I'm afraid. That's your job, my tool-handling friend.

by Melero's Paw May 13, 2009

Tool

someone who thinks there cool,a poser. Every Girl falls for the Tools even though they suck

me: have you heard of MxPx
tool:yeah arn't they really heavy

example # 2

random person: alice cooper is creepy
tool:how could you find alice cooper creepy

by hxcsteve May 21, 2009