Texan Tongue Twister

n. A sexual action: during which a male preforms a rimjob on a female’s asshole. First, the woman clenches their ring muscle around the man’s tongue so he can’t get away, then kicks her leg up around his head and rolls over, leading to his tongue’s removal.

“Hey why are you talking like you got stung by a bee?”
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”

Texan tongue twister

by HippyDippy_ August 3, 2021

Tongue Blanket

A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket

"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)

by PickledDik February 14, 2022

Exotic Tongue

There are two definitions for this phrase:

1. Meaning you know or are fluent in many different languages.

2. (For all my pervs out there). You have licked many pussies from many different women.

1: "I heard Amy is fluent is 27 different languages! He has such an exotic tongue!"

2: "I heard Zach has oral sex almost every night. Women can't resist his exotic tongue!"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 16, 2022

tongue beat

The act of vigorous licking, usually of one’s genitals.

“Girl, DeMarcus is a low key freak! Last night during foreplay, he flipped me over and tongue beat my turd box so good; Sista my legs started convulsing!”

by SXiPPY February 20, 2022

Teriyaki Tongue Punch

When you let an asian man eat your ass

Come over here and give me the Bruce lee style teriyaki tongue punch baby.

by HoodratHoudini February 25, 2022

Blue tongue spanner

An Australian colloquialism for an oxy acetylene torch used to cut metals.

Can't get the bolt off Bob, I'm going to have to use the blue tongue spanner

by Mykemyke February 28, 2022

catdik tongue

Upgraded human God. Ruling the futures past. Ruling the work world and every bitch in it. Sole owner of technologically advanced Sex drones inept with Person Pecker recognition.

Catdik Tongue is raised above the Wal-Mart parking lot, like Chris Angel. Like a God to reveal the latest The Pecker Reck name brand

by anonymous August 11, 2021