google my name

What a nerd may scream during an orgasm. See say my name.

Mona: Oh Dexter, I'm coming! Your pencil feels so good in my pocket protector!

Dexter: I'm erupting! Oh! Google my name! Google my name, wench!

by liquoredonlife January 16, 2009

google image search

Definition: a person who turns everything you say into something perverted

Background: Try searching anything on google images, most searches have a pornographic image on the first page

Person A: Stop bangin on the tables
Person B: Huhuhuhuh "banging"
Person A: You bloody google image search

by Are yer April 24, 2005

get googled

v. To refer to getting high via marijuana.

A derivative of getting googley eyed.

Guy 1: Wanna get googled after class?

Guy 2: Yeah you're damn right I do guy.

by hahaha December 30, 2004

Praise Google Christ!

When you put your troubles at the feet of Almighty Google and find yourself a miracle.

I couldn't get my computer to start and Praise Google Christ! I found the answer and it works!

by MDub75 September 11, 2013

Google Street Mapped

A euphemism for your friends seeing your bird walking the street like a prostitute in Google street view.

Dougie: My tart's been Google Street Mapped!!
Paul: Yeah, she looks like she's ready to go to a 'party'.

by Loco® March 22, 2010

Google-Earth Boner

An erection so big that if the satellite that takes the Google-Earth images snapped a picture at that time I would be visible. Regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its classified as a Google Earth-Boner! Also known as a boner so big that it is visible from space at any given time of the day.

Bobby: "Dude, put that thing away in public!"

Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"

Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"

Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."

by TheBrokenDick January 3, 2011

Google Map Vacation

When your searching google maps in a particular state or county for a long period of time then search a different country and stay there for a long period of time

Dan- Man I'm so bored looking in Ohio
Trevor- Ok lets take a Google Map Vacation

by XxSTicKMan979xX August 5, 2011