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This is why we can’t have nice things

A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it
“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things
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The Day All of the Things

A fanfiction short story from a Marvel property where the characters get pissed at the writer for producing a rapefic as the ending portrays him getting chased for doing so, it's the fanfiction counterpart to what becomes The Fandom Writer. The character A. J. Poe introduced to The House of Pain E-Zine was the Gothic Horror backlash to finding such stories.

The horror story directly cites the Chick Tract called "Doom Town" which is the most realistically drawn tracts of the era that easy drawn influence from Charles Beaumont's short story chronicling glorified heterophobia called The Crooked Man. Emerged in Dec 23, 2002 as I was active with the site AuthorsDen and ThoughtCafe at the time. Noted for the copyrighted characters breaking the fourth wall and collectively imply "Blood on the Water" as the alleged writer flees screaming for help and going "oh crap." This kind of story makes the cult horror short from 2004 have a nastier sting.
Original fiction writers in the underground finding a story on fanfiction in 2002.

What are you reading as the chat goes on aim?

"There is this one story written by the screen name of ' MyPlague' based on a 2000s era Marvel animated property where Stan Lee might be a tad pissed."

What story is that!
"The Day All of The Things"
I think there's an original fiction horror story introduced to FictionPress.com and later to the House of Pain E-Zine as it's a guess he found this piece back then. The Fandom Writer as it was written by a cult webmaster who invaded Clive Barker's E-Zine when he was 24 with something he did at 20. The same era of this story he introduced a true story to the dark literature plethora as it's shocking how it's extremely hard with the language and a chilling candid dialog between him with a near-victim of his classmate from 7th grade homeroom. He later commented on the said piece, "They're going to kick your ass for producing a rapefic."
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Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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The Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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kicking things around

I am working on a new project and have been kicking things around in order to come up with new ideas.
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fat thing

A celestial beast, a being who shan’t be challenged due to his great power. Comes in many forms and like Thanksgiving and Christmas
Guy 1: Oh shit is that fat thing?

Guy 2: Yea, he’s in his Santa form right now
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A kincaid thing

In short being a fucking idiot
wow that dude put his shirt on backwards again, what a kincaid thing
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