wet thing

a very attractive female usually wearing sexy clothes that inspires an observing male to get wet

Male 1 - "did you see the new j-lo video? "
Male 2 - "yeah its cracking, she's such a fucking wet thing, i'd do her till christmas."

by Douggie November 9, 2008

wet teabaggery

The telling of outlandish stories and making of outrageous requests for the sake of the lulz.

Jeffery: Man, my dog ate my bicycle, can I have 100 bucks for a new one?

Steve: Man, that's just a load of wet teabaggery!

by slurpstur April 9, 2010

wet congress

Coined in honor of the historic "wet congress" of 1927, it is when a condom is filled with water and tied closed. The condom is then inserted into an orifice. A male's penis is then inserted forcefully into the same orifice. With some hard movement, the force is so great it ruptures the condom, sending water bursting into the chosen orifice.

"Oh my god, that wet congress made me soo wet"

by nile billy December 6, 2007

Wet-couch

When your jerking off on the couch and realize cum is on the couch

Oh shit I just wet-couch every where!

by QuadIsGay February 1, 2016

wet pringle

The girl lays on her back with her legs in the air. You pour salsa on her muff, scoop it up with your dick, and shove it in her mouth.

"Dude I would totally have a Wet Pringle with her!"

"Yes she's so hot!"

by arandombanana7 September 20, 2016

Wet Pussy

Usually, a man needs to show the woman nudes of his big hard cock to get the woman a wet pussy. Once the woman sees the nudes, she immediately wants more. Her vagina gets a gooey liquid that can be Yellow, Clear, or White. No matter how hard you wipe, the goo won't go away until you close down the picture or porn and wait a tiny bit.

"My Wet Pussy Is So Wet Right Now."

by Chanyeol Ai June 28, 2020

wet ass

1. Usually what you get when you have a wet, moist, hot steamy smelly fart.

2. A person who has a smelly sweaty ass all of the time.
(A)- If you are sitting in a cloth covered chair the smell is always trasfered to the seat.
(B) - If you are sitting in a plastic chair it always leaves you sweaty ass condesation prints on the seat.

1). Friend - Jim did you fart?
Jim - Yes and now I a have a bad case of wet ass

2).
(A) - Take a wiff of this seat cusion. Jim has a case of the wet ass.
(B) - Gawd damm. look at that chair, Jim must have a wet ass.

by Keystone Coppers June 2, 2007