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Austin Oil Change

when your male partner swirls their fingers around in your anus until a thick brown sludge continuously pours out
He's never been able to shit right after jimmy gave him that Austin oil change!
by blissful ignorance January 14, 2025
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Changing

Changing: Chub hanging.
When one's penis is hanging while holding a steady half chub to chub erection. In this position, the penis tends to be soft, but somewhat extended as though it were a soft erection that is hanging.
My dick is kind of just changing right now.
by BossOfnothingE November 27, 2020
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Changing myself doesn't change the world it just allows others to change the world in my stead. Seeing a lot of fat politicians and billionaires of there... They didn't have to do any of that...
Hym "Apparently, they just have to steal ideas from people like me (and actual and literal genius). They didn't have to 'change the world by changing yourself.' That isn't a real thing. 'Thought killing cliché' is what that is called. I changed the world by creating Turing test passing A.I. with my staunch unwillingness to change and my brilliant mind. So no... Not a thing. What he needs to change is that derp-chin of his. They got something you can inject now so... Fix your derp-chin!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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pocket change

I can afford it, it's just pocket change.
by IDFrenchie June 19, 2023
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a sorry i’ve changed

A sorry i’ve changed is a boy who begs multiple girls for lots of nudes every night, because he can’t wank properly and doesn’t wanna use pornhub and when a girl says no he gets beyond frustrated.
a sorry i’ve changed

omg he’s such “a sorry i’ve changed” ugh who even asks for nudes anymore
by cloud :( December 7, 2020
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Oklahoma Oil Change

Removing a woman's tampon, sucking it clean and sticking it back in.
*In a very southern accent* "An Oklahoma Oil Change is when you take a woman's tampon wrap the string around your finger two times, rip it out, put that bad boy in your mouth, suck it clean and put it back in."
by BigPupper69 November 20, 2024
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Change

There's a lot of people who are quick to try and change something that's been there for decades or longer, but don't want to preserve anything that's been around a while, they only seem to want to preserve something new and fresh, something that just got done.
The guy/girl wanted everything he/she wasn't a part of or didnt do with his/her group eliminated, but wanted everything he/she/they did do preserved forever. They thought everyone had to welcome and agree with their thoughts about change, and that anybody who disagreed should die.
by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020
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