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Porning Out

When two friends partake in the viewing of pornographic material without partaking in autosexual acts (i.e masturbation). Coined in the FX television show Wilfred. The man from whom Elijah Wood's character stole from but was told he didn't suggests porning out with his new found pal. Elijah Wood feels very uncomfortable.
Person 1: Let's go do some porning out.
Person 2: Weirdy.
by Ian Motherfucking Curtis July 8, 2011
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porn burn

Having watched far too much porn, real world sex doesn't do it for you or is extremely difficult to get to the tickley bit.
Sorry I can't cum I have porn burn
by Anon0101010 February 7, 2015
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lore porn

An overabundance of fandom theories and speculation over a specific piece of fiction in one single article or video.
Lore porn is in abundance on whether Aldrich ate Nito. He ate my waifu so I took his laifu .
by The Logical Fallacy August 6, 2016
mugGet the lore pornmug.

Snack Porn

The obscene amount of snacks left out in the break room during the holidays at work.
There's some serious snack porn in the break room today -- cupcakes, chocolate pretzels, cookies, chips, cheese dip, crackers and popcorn.
by eatmorchickn December 30, 2011
mugGet the Snack Pornmug.

porn Hug

It's where when you hug someone you rub your hands up and down there back, subtly pulling them closer so your fronts are rubbing against each other. May or may not include grabbing their butt and pressing their crotch against yours.
"He didn't hug her, he porn hugged her."

or

Jaci: *porn hugs for everyone*
by Jaci or Lacy September 4, 2011
mugGet the porn Hugmug.

nature porn

A term used to describe documentary footage of natural life or other phenonema which invariably grabs the viewer's attention and can be habit-forming, much like regular porn.
Person 1: Dylan is totally addicted to nature porn.

Person 2: I know, every time I go over there he makes me watch the scene from Planet Earth with the fungus that turns ants into zombies. It never gets old!
by PL4YL4 August 15, 2011
mugGet the nature pornmug.

not gay porn

porn that is not gay
wow thats some not gay porn
by BobaWanKenobi July 28, 2017
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