Verb, Monkey Dunker.
An individual who participates in the act of saturating primates within a malleable substance of varying viscosity for recreational or professional purposes.
A phrase which is usually pertaining to a denizen of Stevenage.
An individual who participates in the act of saturating primates within a malleable substance of varying viscosity for recreational or professional purposes.
A phrase which is usually pertaining to a denizen of Stevenage.
Jill: James, how dare you dip that baboon in that tub of marmite. You are a no good rotten monkey dunker!
James: I miss Daemon.
James: I miss Daemon.
by Faggy Mc Balls June 21, 2008
Get the Monkey Dunkermug. 
a crusty punk who lives on a boat and enjoys dumpster diving and sex with fat chicks. typically is very handy with mechanical work and doesn't mind crawling into the nastiest oily bilge water to retrieve a pair of glasses or a screw driver. often found drinking pbr and yelling for no reason.
look at that bilge monkey, he has salt and motor oil in his dreadlocks. someone should give him a bath
by the bilge monkey July 14, 2009
Get the bilge monkeymug. Girlfriend: Tell me why you came home late last night, RIGHT NOW.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
Boyfriend: Monkey down, I'll tell you later.
by jumbonian July 11, 2010
Get the monkey downmug. A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.
by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005
Get the poo monkeymug. by Budhite Knights June 13, 2004
Get the Skungle Monkeymug. A monkey who plays the accordion. This is a pretty unusual insult - mostly used on crappy accordion players.
by Pedi August 19, 2004
Get the accordion monkeymug.